The job is done but only just
It’s Groundhog Day again
Cloughie’s cups have turned to rust
All that’s left is pain
It started with the same old hope
From the owner’s battle cry
As usual we supplied the rope
And he hung us out to dry
In came Philippe, King of France
Who really aimed to please
He led us all a merry dance
But really knew his cheese
Fawaz laughed as cheques were mailed
The cash back song he sings
Our flying Scotsman was derailed
For one of Red Bull’s wings
A host of signings joined the Reds
Men from every nation
Whilst most supporters scratched their heads
At Montanier’s squad rotation
Pereira’s runs were so high tempo
A blood rush to the head
In tandem with the odd memento
Like several cards of red
He really was a decent bloke
But we said goodbye to Phil
Our season had gone up in smoke
So back came Gaz Brazil
Along with Jack he did his best
Though many soon did doubt him
His graduates all passed the test
Where would we be without him?
Interest came from stateside shores
Suspense too much to handle
The takeover by John J Moores
Was blown out like a candle
The straw that broke the camel’s back
A protest not in doubt
Supporters forced into attack
With cries of Fawaz out
Warburton came to save the day
But not quite as he’d planned
Relegation was just goals away
Thanks to Jordan Smith’s left hand
Marinakis restored the power
And wiped away our tears
He spoke more sense in half an hour
Than Fawaz did in years
No big promise or agendas
No winding up or crisis
This guy will repay the lenders
And slash the ticket prices
Fair to say we love the Greek
The future could be great
I’d kiss the big lad on both cheeks
I’ll even smash a plate
By Steve Corry (@fitzcorry)